So I'm off to Israel for 10 days.  I've never traveled, so this should be pretty memorable.  I promise to bring stories when I return.  But while I'm gone, I leave you all with a thought for all 10 days.

10)  Baron Davis is a fantastic point guard.  Baron Davis is a fantastic man.  Baron Davis has no loyalty.  I understand that he wants to be closer to home with his friends and family.  I understand that he enjoys the celebrity lifestyle.  I understand that he has a future in music/movie production.  I wish him the best.  But while he remains in the NBA, it would be nice if he would have collected the 18 million dollars up in Oakland, and helped my Warriors climb back into the playoffs.  We made him the face of the city.  He was the leader of a revamped bunch of Warriors on the rise.  The Bay Area learned to love him.  He, along with Jason Richardson, combined to make up the dynamic backcourt duo that led to the monumental upset over the Mavs a couple years ago.  They are bot gone.  Now, without him, we're back to crap.  Total crap.  It's sad.  Hate to say it, but I wish him and The Clippers nothing but the worst.  The West is already too stacked to add another power.  It's how I relate to Padres fans.

9)  Will Smith needs to just stop.  Hancock?  Are you kidding.  A rebel with sunglasses who has the ability to launch himself into the sky in times of trouble.  The Fresh Prince of Bel Air hasn't made a watchable movie in years.  And he barely resembled Muhhamad Ali in Ali.  I would have casted Alfonso Ribiero for that role.

8)  The San Diego County Fair is the greatest fair on the West Coast.  This city is passionate about fried food, rides, mullets, MILFs, funnel cake, kettel corn, MILFs, and mullets.  I had an awesome time people watching during my shows this week.  Easily distracted, but that's nothing new for me.

7)  Not being able to hold my cell phone when I drive is killing me.  I hate the new law.  It's good to avoid people who crash their cars when talking on the phone, but I don't.  I don't talk on the phone and crash.  With the hands free set, I feel totally uncomfortable.  I hate change. 

6)  Steve Foley deserves to give Aaron Mansker just one solid kick to the nuts.  Just one ferocious, vicious, brutal, kick to the nuts.  I understand drinking and driving is bad.  I also understand that shooting a drunk human in front of his home is pretty bad too.  But if I was a judge, that trial would not have ended until somebody's nuts were in pain.

5)  My beagle is 52 lbs.  He could play linebacker for the 49ers.  Does anybody remember when the 49ers were the greatest.  Anybody?  Anybody?  Alex Smith has one more year to prove himself.  ONE MORE YEAR!  And enough endorsements for that useless tight end Vernon Davis.  How about a couple touchdowns before another Under Armour ad.

4)  Being completely addicted to coffee is both good and bad.  It's good because it tastes so damn good (and smells even better).  It's bads because I'll never go another day in my life without a cup.  A future of yellow teeth and endless energy sounds pretty weird, but I'm committed.

3)  I'm attracted to Serena Williams.  I wonder if people would be impressed if we got married.  Our kids would be the weirdest looking tennis stars on earth.  I love her.

2)  If the Chargers leave, can we please replace them with Memphis Maniacs, or The Los Angeles Xtreme, or the New Jersey Hitmen, or the Las Vegas Outlaws, or the San Francisco Demons.  Holy S_ _ _ _!!!  Does anybody remember the XFL?  What an awful experiment.  He Hate Me!

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